"Live Weird, Fake Your Death" Canvas Tote Bag – Opossum Edition
Embrace the chaos with this opossum-approved life motto! This canvas tote features a delightfully unhinged design of a mischievous opossum alongside the words "Live Weird, Fake Your Death." Whether you're just vibing or fully committed to the art of dramatic exits, this tote has you covered.
Unapologetically Weird – A design as chaotic as your life choices.
Sturdy & Spacious – Perfect for carrying all your essentials (or snacks for your next "disappearance").
Eco-Friendly – Skip the plastic, carry your weirdness sustainably.
Ideal for cryptid enthusiasts, night creatures, and anyone who takes life just seriously enough.
🛍️ Product Details:
Material: Canvas
Size: ~35X40CM
Color: White
Machine washable
📦📦 SHIPPING 📦📦
📩 Mailed by Canada post
All sales are FINAL. ⚠️
Ships from British Columbia, Canada via Canada Post letter mail. Estimated delivery dates from Canada Post are as follows:
🇨🇦 CANADA - 1 to 2 weeks
🇺🇸 USA - 1 to 3 weeks
🙅♀️🙅♀️ ISSUES/ERRORS 🙅♀️🙅♀️
If you have any problem with your order, please send us a message. We will contact you to resolve it. We would like to give you the best experience in our shop.
📍 ADDRESSES
Please make sure your address is correct. We will not be able to make any changes after the order is shipped.
Thank you so much for purchasing! I hope these stickers bring you joy! 💜
"Live Weird, Fake Your Death" Canvas Tote Bag – Opossum Edition
Embrace the chaos with this opossum-approved life motto! This canvas tote features a delightfully unhinged design of a mischievous opossum alongside the words "Live Weird, Fake Your Death." Whether you're just vibing or fully committed to the art of dramatic exits, this tote has you covered.
Unapologetically Weird – A design as chaotic as your life choices.
Sturdy & Spacious – Perfect for carrying all your essentials (or snacks for your next "disappearance").
Eco-Friendly – Skip the plastic, carry your weirdness sustainably.
Ideal for cryptid enthusiasts, night creatures, and anyone who takes life just seriously enough.
🛍️ Product Details:
Material: Canvas
Size: ~35X40CM
Color: White
Machine washable
📦📦 SHIPPING 📦📦
📩 Mailed by Canada post
All sales are FINAL. ⚠️
Ships from British Columbia, Canada via Canada Post letter mail. Estimated delivery dates from Canada Post are as follows:
🇨🇦 CANADA - 1 to 2 weeks
🇺🇸 USA - 1 to 3 weeks
🙅♀️🙅♀️ ISSUES/ERRORS 🙅♀️🙅♀️
If you have any problem with your order, please send us a message. We will contact you to resolve it. We would like to give you the best experience in our shop.
📍 ADDRESSES
Please make sure your address is correct. We will not be able to make any changes after the order is shipped.
Thank you so much for purchasing! I hope these stickers bring you joy! 💜
